Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Saturday, August 13, 2011

.UseLess. i Don't Even Know How To Change a Tyre!!

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Salam everyone!!
i should drop by 'here' few days ago.haha..i had experienced 'this' on last Thursday.anyway..tula..orang dah pesan..blajo tuka tyre kete.tapi saye degil!! [ahaks] bile dah jadik..barula nak gelabah.seriyes saye tak penah t'pk pon that i'll experienced those situation.and the best part is..'we' actually stranded near the palm plantation.gosshh!! knape la time-time tu plak die nak pancit kan.hmm..sepbaek la bukan saye sorang time tu [Mimi..ko kene pam tyre ko slalu weh] kalo tak..saye pasti saye akan nanges! gile tak cuak kitorang time tu.tengah-tengah sonok bergosip..n baru jek lpas dari 'BLACK AREA', ttibe bunyik sswatu..~kelua jek darik kete...MAK DAH AGAK DAH!!!! [hahaha

what should we do then?? both of us NEVER+doesn't know at all on how to change the tyre.obviously..we need help!!!saye tau nak gune 'jack' jek..yang laen saye tak tau.funny thing is..we both try stop those car that passed by 'us'..but there's NO one would rather to stop and help us! [celake btol] knape eh?? kitorang tak cukop sexy ke tsadai kat tepi jalan tu?? tapi yang kitorang tersangat pelik nye..why those car at the opposite side jek yang benti and willing to help us?? siap ade yang dah passed by us sanggop pusing balik. [Thanks a lot to that 'adik' Poly Kulim] sorryla dik..akak tlupe nak tanye name kamu ape.haha..kesian adik itu..die punye la pulun tolong kitorang pasang spare tyre..skali spare tyre tu plak takde angin. APE CITE??..

seriyes saye nak tgelak time tu!adoiii Cik Mimi..knapela kamu tak isi angin spare tyre iteww..[hahaha] adik oo adik..takpela..kamu balik jela..n thanks sebab tolong akak -akak ini ye..kesian kamuu . i had no choice then.kat kpale ni just tingat my close buddy yg still kat office [abg pijiii!!] agak malu jugak nak mintak tolong die..tp dah desperate punye pasal..mak redah jek! bile pk balik..agak jaoh jugak die nak dtg tolong kitorang ni..then harusla die kene tolong pegi pam spare tyre tu n patah balik ke kitorang [haiiyoo]

punye la bharap at the same time die dapat jumpe kitorang.as i told u before..kan kitorang 'stranded' kat cerok mane ntah.yang pasti banyak gile klape sawit keliling.haha..scary doww! smentare tunggu derang..harusla saye sebok mengire kereta-kereta yang benti nak tolong kitorang [baek btol orang-orang itew sebenarnye] abang-abang+pacik lori..pacik moto..mamat hensem.. baek sunggoh kamu! saye sangat tharu! kalo ade yang tak benti pon..saye tau n paham kamu sume rushing nak balik  'berbuke' kat umah [haha.positive btol saye ni] at the end..bjaye jugak 'Chef' and Abg Lan datang n tolong kitorang [thanks to them!] saye pasti kalo takde derang..both of us will be in trouble...[sayang kamu-kamu Abang!!]

ok..saye janji lepas ni saye akan blaja tuka tyre so that if the same thing happened again..takdela saye rase sgt USELESS.hahaha..
Nahh..harusla pic ni saye beso kan!just to show how  YAYATT BAEK sangat my buddies helping us.sampai camtu skali ha..[haha..Abang Lan,kamu memang sangat klaka la]

Saturday, July 23, 2011

[ Joget Jelly Kursus Induksi ]

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Wee..~
arini hari ke-5 kat Alor Setar..6 days to go.anyway..baru skarang terase best sangat Kursus Induksi ni.banyak sangat info and things yang saye tak tau since join gomen ni and had been clarify clearly by those speakers [thanks to them!] i guess today's ceramah agak best sebab we did discussed about the allowances [haha] baru ku tau skarang..~hmm there's a part ade jgak terase yang what we deserve to get..tak dapat [agak kejam disitu ok] and now i realized..banyak gile 'benefits' yang kitorang akan dapat [best best!!] and yang saye tak bole blah bile saye tsalah cakap pasal one of the allowance given.HAHA..it was ELAUN CUTI TANPA GAJI which for golongan pompuan..kitorang bole apply cuti untuk 'feed' our new-born baby and  cuti tuh di kire tanpa gaji ok..bukan ELAUN CUTI SUSU KAN ANAK! slumber and confident jek saye tanye that speaker.haiyo..cemane bole salah cakap ni.malu gue.abes sume gelakkan saye..=D

day 5th..baru terase the excitement.especially bile dapat kenal kengkawan baru from all over places.and the best part is..SUME sangat sporting and obviously satu kepale.happy and felt so glad sebab dapat kenal ngan derang.you guys are the best!!!

anyway..the video below was mase sesi petang tadik.the speaker nampak ade yang tengah 'bezikir'..so suddenly she asked us to 'joget-joget makyong' okey..and it was FUN!!! saye bwat sket-sket jek..cos busy record kengkawan saye bjoget.hamboii kemaen lagik derang ni.happy jek sume!! tapi yang paling best..tak kire pompuan or laki..sume sangat sporting [cayala korang!!].. lepas ni kalo ade aksi joget-joget lagi..akan saye upload lagik..hehe..if ade among of them yang TER tengok this vid..jangan mara aaaaa.. =)



Monday, July 04, 2011

The 3 Retarded-Stooges

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Haha..
arini our registration day for those SMK students.and me..tak pepasal jek tpakse jadik Pengerusi Program walaupon baru tau smalam ok?? alhamdulillah everythin goes so damn fine.the registration succeed!yang tak best nye..tpakse tunggu the students.yela..bukan sume datang serentak kan..[huhu] baru tau kesanggapan yang teramat sampaikan saye..Mimi and Seri jadik tingtong.hahaha..seriyes bosan!
This is Mimi [or Memeyyy]..~nampak jek diam..tapi tak bole pcaye die ni.lagik hyper darik saye..haha
Ni plak Seri!haha..nak tgelak haku tengok pic ni.topi tuh memang suits u girl..~die ni plak sengal!lagik sengal darik saye..
anyway..saye memang sengaje tanak letak pic saye[haha]..matila saye kalo minah-minah ni tau saye upload pic derang kat belog saye ni.sumpah gigi besi saye ni kene cabut satu-satu dek derang ni..[aiyoo..mak takott!!larikkkkk] papepon..it was fun today walaupon rase penat sket [mak puase hokeyy]..lapa pon ade tetibe.takpe..balik kang bukak puase..saye akan berabisan hentam makan..[tak saba sehh]

p/s: balik keje karang nak singgahla gi jumpe 'yenna ketapang'..nak rembat samosa telo+sardin die yg besau itew..nyumm nyumm!!

Saturday, July 02, 2011

B.R.A.C.E.S - Not-So-Cool

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tweett tweett!!
kelaka jek rase.smenjak saye ber BRACES ni..ramai plak yang tanye about how am i suddenly have 'this' guts to wear that thingy..and ade jugak yang tetibe bsemangat nak join the club pakai braces cam saye..[haha] yang saye rase agak klaka tuh bile i received a few personal message in FB asking this and that about BRACES.sorry guys..bukan saye tanak explain in detail.cume nye..saye baru nak masok 3months wearing 'this'.so nak explain in detail about this braces thingy..agak susah sket la melainkan saye da lame put on braces ni [hehe] all i can say is..wearing 'this' bukannye something yang 'cool' [haha] like what people said..BEAUTY IS PAIN!

well yeah!to those yang bcite-cite nak pakai braces tuh..obviously u have to be mentally and physically prepared.because why..1st thing is..u will spend a BIG amount on it..[to those yg mampu cm saye..teruskan] haha..well what i mean is..anyone yg bekeje la.kan lagi cool kalo kite spent on it using our own money instead of our FAMA [u knw it,aite?] thats the physical part of it.and the other part is..oo yeahh..u have to bare with the PAIN [haha..sounds scary kan?] anyway..yes..u'll be facing this mase memule put on the braces.biasela kan..our teeth need to be tightened so that it could move a bit.and that is why kite kene slalu jumpe ortho once a month for tightening and changing the brackets..

obviously..bukan senang bile da b'braces ni.banyak yang terbatas..especially when we eat.nak makan pon susah korang tau tak!bukan boleh sbarangan makan.the worst part is..kite akan craving with some of the foods yang sebelum ni kite ssuke ati jek nak makan [uhukk] macam saye..i love chewing gums!but unfortunately,memandangkan keadaan saye yang b'gigi besi skarang..saye rase cam dah lame jek saye tak makan mende lembut-lembut tuh [oowhh i missed u bebeh] then saye pasti..u'oll yang da pon pakai braces ni mesti rase ape yg saye rase skarang.goshh..everytime we woke up..mesti trase pelink and a bit awkward bile terase ade 'somethin' yg tajam cocok-cocok kat dlm mulot kite.kekadang tak pepasal TER ketap gigi dengan kuat macam saye!i always did those [haha] sepbaek la brackets tak tcabut.HAHAHA
and by the way..to those yang nak b'braces tuh..saye suggest it is better for u to browse the net regarding some info about it.and it is better for u to go to the specialist cos apparently,the know better [itu ape yg saye rase la] cos tak semue doc yang tau about this 'ortho' thingy.ade jugak klinik yang not specialised in ortho but still accepting  this braces services.tapi tula..saye pasti u won't be satisfy with the result blabla..and thats why saye rase..better being consult by the specialist [hehe]and somehow..korang jangan ingat bile da pakai braces korang akan nampak cantek.i admit ade jugak some yang saye tengok nampak sweet jek..tapi saye?? haha..i found myself being so UGGG-LLEEYY!! and saye rase Ugly Betty lagik cantek than me! Incek Daniel pon asyik nganjeng saye jek skarang [da pandai kan??siap u, B!] tengokla bile gigi saye da ok nanti..ahaks!

Monday, January 03, 2011

[ Me & Daniel's Funny Vid ]

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Haha!! This is SUPER HILLARIOUS!! crazy me..whoopss! Incek Daniel kalo tengok jangan marah eh..

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

DONE with the Med-Checkup

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I'm back!!
am done with my maternity medical checkup! at last,siap jgak akhirnya..after waiting for almost 3 years weeks.orang laen sume da hantar..saye sorg jek belom.ntahapehape jek Jiyna ni.[haha] but yesterday, still a hectic day mcm the previous.i have to wait for almost an hour just to meet the doc.tapi bile jumpe doc,t'amatla skejap sangat.doc pon memaen jek tick the borang..
 The best part is, before i walked off from the room, sempat lagi saye tanye doc tuh..'doc..saye tak kene amek darah ke? asal saye tengok orang laen yang bwat medical checkup kat lua tadi, sume kene amek??saye takyah eh?' [dahla muke saye blur-blur jek time tuh]

and...guess what the doc said?? [haha]

'ehh..takpe-takpe.u tak payah.awak simpan jek darah awak tu utk this month ok.nanti kering plak darah awak hospital ambik' [doc tu cakap sambil senyum+ ter'hehe-hehe] misi kat sebelah doc tu pon tak nak-nak gelak..

saye pon kelua jela bwat bodoh but at the same time, i kept thinking what does those words means..hmm..while driving, still saye bole t'pk ape yang doc tuh cakap tadi..kesian Mimin [my youngest sis] yang kat sebelah cakap sensorang.and finally..
I GET IT !! [ape ke lembab nye aku ni]
hahaha..siot nye doc!! so i guess..d sebabkan doc tu pon doc laki kan..harusla the meaning ade unsur-unsur 'ehemm' sket.. Baekla doc..~saye tau this month saye blom 'period' lagi..n thanks sebab escape kan saye from the blood test.doc memang seorang doc yg baek! HAHA

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Watch My Lil.Niece Sexy Moves

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Haha..this vid lagi best!! she was so cute..tried to imitate her mummy n me..fitting her feet into the stiletto.so cute!! takpe..nanti Hannan da besa..bet u can fit urself into those charming heels etc.. ;D
watch her moves!! sgt sexy ok..

TO MY MUMMY..MIMIN & KAKLONG..korang mesti geram tgk anak ulat ni joget kan? Haha..saye sendirik da tak tahan nak gelak mase record this vid..hehe..


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Hannan with her cute POSE

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i used to love this vid a lots!! Hannan sangatla comel!! hehe..poor her..tpakse main ssorang sbb mumm y n her MakNgah was so busy looking for a new Charles&Keith stilettos..this vid saye curik-curik recorded while she was excited posed in front of the mirror..hehe..


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Thursday, March 05, 2009

♥ Movie Night-Out ♥

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Huhh..d sbbkan oleh those work burdens yg saye rs BODOH..:sheep:i did this crazy thing..[well.takdela crazy pon]eventhough saye penat keje..tp 'that' nite i decided to went out for a movie kt ALAMANDA..:sheep:hahaha..~went out with my office-mates n my students..yeah!!at last saye b'jaye jgak tgk STREET FIGHTERS!!love it a LOTs:sheep:


p/s: Aida wasn't in d pics..sbb nye die da balik.hee
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x O x O

Friday, January 23, 2009

[- Fairy Tales Theatre -]

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Hmm..today's entry is about the Fairy Tales Theatre that had been organized by us..[the lecturers la]:wink: okay..i'd just done with those so-called posters.agak pening jgak nak bwat bendalah ni cos da lame tak gune adobe photoshop etc..so..d result was a bit BUROK+HAMPEH la jgak:Dgasakla..just nak cukop kan syarat jek actly so that all the students aware about this event.. btw..i just spotted few pelik-tapi-benar behaviours from these students[hahaha]well..knew that this event was really exciting!tapi kan..yg pelik nye..all of the students SGT b'semangat ok with these fairies-thingy:geram:[everyday tu..bwat meeting] d pelik things is..b4 this..kalo about their study etc..takde la plak mcmni kan.siap rajen ponteng class bagai.tapi kalo bab ni..kemain lagik bebdk tuh.but seriously..tak penahla tgk drg semangat tak hengat camni..~[hmm..nmpak gaye nye,tpaksela this college add another 1 course in art+performance]tapi yg pasti..harusla sume students akan tuka their course to this new course kan??:yes:SENGAL!!awas nko students..pas abes this fairy-thingy..kalo korang lembabs-lembabs+malas-malas lagi..harusla kene bambu ngan kitorg!!!!:cool:


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x O x O

Friday, January 09, 2009

..+ CRAZY Makeups +..

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Okay..Yes,i was in a good mood of MAKE-UPS lately..:DSmalam..me n my lec-mates [Rina] did some crazy thing.conteng-conteng muke+using my new eyeshadows:thumbsup:but seriously..it was really fun.our makeup stuffs were EVERYWHERE [nmpak sgt tak profesional kn?]ahaks!our students pon ade yg join..yg pasti..harusla bebudak tuh akan pk yg kitorg ni adelah LECTURER YG PALING GILE skalik kan?

well..here it goes.actly mmg da lame da kitorg plannin to have this makeup-makeup thing [since last Monday lagik] but then lasnite,ttibe
saye trase mcm nk conteng-conteng muke[haha]ape lagik,Rina dgn bsemangat nye grabbed all her makeups n ape lagik..mulela our CONTENGS session.saye rase SGT klaka smalam..mmg it was crazy..~:pusing: i think it was my 3rd times pple makeup kn muke saye cos previously..saye makeup sndirik jek[eheh]hmm..d result..was NOT that bad actly.yg pasti..my students ckp lpas ni saye bole apply keje kat MAS/AIR ASIA ok??[duhhh :thumbsdown:]
Okay..but then we did have this so called PhotoShoot session:camera:Agak poyo jek masing-masing.ahaks!Yg pasti..the background harusla my maroon curtain kan which they kept on sayin mcm dekat kedai gamba ala-ala amik gamba i/c gitu.Hahaha..~Gamba i/c pon gamba i/c la..yg pasti..lepasni sume gamba-gamba tuh saye+etc akan lupuskan.yeahh!!!

Sebabnye..it was a nitemare kalo tgk those pics again cos we looked exactly like a DRAG QUEEN!ahaks!!abesla kalo LYA/JASON/other prof.makeup artist tgk those..harusla d komen-komen abes-abesan.Hahaha..~



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x O x O

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

☼ Ke S.I.Y.O.T.A.N. Makhlok² Halus ☼

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:geram:Haha..this entry is actually devoted to my OFFICE-MATES yg terSGTla sengals[hahaha!] pasni,if korg ade terbace entry ni..jgn lagik dok gatai² ngintai/curik² pandang kat org[ok u olls??]Hahaha..especially to Kak Wan+Esquander..jgn choy n mlampao ok??ahakss..SUNGGOH jahat makhlok² ini..sebabnye..saye akan mhadapi kesukaran untuk menaip+ngarang utk entry² saye d sebabkan gangguan² dari makhlok² halus itew..[hahaha]
p/s: Jangan cube² ye u olls???hahaha..~:minimo_32:

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x O x O